Allo munchkins, if anyone ever actually uses DA anymore.
For those of you who don't know (ie: All but one of you), my life has been a little bit complicated.
First off, I'm coming out to the internet (I are an idiots, yes?), my dears, I am gay as a rainbow party hat with a little pride flag in it.
It was a rather awkward realization, since it was brought about by one weekend in which A: My leg was humped by a 30 year old woman at a concert, and B: I then spent the rest of the weekend larping with my beautiful, amazing, sexy lesbian friend/now girlfriend. It's a longer story than that, but message me if you want the full tale of hilarity.